User blog:DeviousPeep/''Devious Maids'' Character Ranking

Hi, Divina Peep here, and I'm gonna rank the main and supporting characters of Devious Maids. Why? Because I fucking can! Since Rena did it, I gotta do it too. I prolly won't finish it but I'm bored, it's 2am, I want something to do. This list is based on how good I think these people are as characters, not by how I truly rank them. So let's get dis shit started.

33. Carter & Jason

I will start out with the two most useless characters who have ever appeared in DM - Carter and Jason. I have mixed feelings towards these two. I like that they were actually introduced as characters (like Little John and Friar Tuck) and not just extras like 2x01 and 2x02. Yes, they weren't really necessary, but it didn't hurt to have them. Also, Jason is fucking hot. What I hate about these two is one, Carter, a nobody, killed off this series' most notable supporting character. Like, what the fuck?!?! It should've been Ethan, an actual series regular, or Ty, the season's big bad (was he the big bad? Idk.) Carter killing Alejandro was just retarded. Another thing I hated about these two was how real they seemed, but how fake it made it look (if that makes sense.) Like when Jason asked Ty or Carter if he was high, I thought that seemed like something someone would say irl, but that it made it seem so fake. I can't really explain it. Their conversations were all just sooo ugh. I just don't like it, ok? Obviously these two deserved to be last anyway. They don't even deserve to be supporting characters, they were played by extras for two episodes and their actors are minor.