User blog:Rena Charming/My Sincerest Apologies

Guys, I realize things have been pretty bad here lately, because of me... No one feels good being around me anymore, and it makes me really sad. This community means a lot to me and I hate that I've only helped to make it a shadow of what it once was. So, as opposed to storming out again and leaving a farewell post in my trail, I will take the opportunity to adress the members of this community and apologize for everything I am at fault for.

I am really sorry I am so beautiful. I realize it makes everyone else develop excruciating self-esteem issues. I know meeting me and seeing me has made you all want to book appointments with plastic surgeons but you can't because you're all very, very poor. I am so sorry about that. :(

I am really sorry I am so smart. I know that being the only regular member of this community who speaks two languages fluently makes everyone else intellectually inferior. It doesn't help that my writing is sharp and my replies inspired. I am so sorry about that. :(

I am really sorry I am so funny. I can see that no one's sense of humor can keep up with mine, for everyone seems to take offense at my bits and the charming little things I say here and there, to the point where they are usually hurt and offended. I am so sorry about that. :(

I am really sorry I am so superior. I know that, no matter how many times I am put down, I will always rise above all the pettiness like the phoenix that I am, and some people can't stand that. Even if my powers are taken, I will always be the spiritual superior, the leader of the community. Its Renaboss. And some people don't like to acknowledge I am the de facto leader. I am so sorry about that. :(

I truly am sorry for making everyone feel bad about themselves. I try not to be perfect but it just comes naturally, and it makes me cry. :'( I woke up so enlightened today that the Sun said to himself, "I'm gonna take a day off." I don't know how to stop it! And for that I am truly, honestly, most sincerely sorry. I love you guys.

Sincerely, Rena