User blog:CoyoteDork/"Desperate Housewives" Character Ranking

Hello this is CoyoteDoge bringing you a totally logical blog that makes one hundred percent sense to be on this wiki cos I'm too lazy to do it at the proper wiki. Haiii. Imma rank MAH top 80 characters from Desperate Housewives...and yes I tried to be totally as objective as possible...although I didn't include characters I don't remember much about cos then that just wouldn't be fair. So yas the top 80 DH characters that I remember ranked as objectively as I frickin can! :3

I may never finish this so if I give up on making paragraphs for each of these worthless characters I'll just finish by adding names cos fuck it.

80. Paige Scavo I will start off with the biggest abomination to ever come from Desperate Housewives even though it came from the most beautiful character on the show. Paige Scavo, like any other baby born midway through a series (without purpose) is to be despised by me. And low and behold she held no purpose...it's not like Snow and Charming wanting a second chance at parenthood...Tom and Lynette already had FOUR children. Why did they feel the need to give them a fifth? It's not like they were low on storylines for them and needed her to create some drama because Paige NEVER appeared like EVER. I will give it to Paige that the miscarriage storyline was awesome and provided us with some amazing scenes from Felicity, but to be honest I shouldn't even be thanking Paige. Patrick is the one that died. Fuck you Paige. I wish you died too. Useless demon. I mean look at her. She's disgusting. So yah I hate babies.